| Acronym | Meaning |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |