| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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