| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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