| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
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