| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
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