| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
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