| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
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