| Acronym | Meaning |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |