| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
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