| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
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