| Acronym | Meaning |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |