| Acronym | Meaning |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |