| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
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