| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
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