| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |