| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
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