| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
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