| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
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