| Acronym | Meaning |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| WRUDATM | What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| AFGO | Another F*cking Growth Opportunity |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| :-0 HBTU 0-: | Happy Birthday To You |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| FTRF | F*ck, That's Really Funny |