| Acronym | Meaning |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| PFC | Pointless F*cking Chevron; Also Abbreviation For The Rank Of Private First Class |
| FIDO | "F*ck It. Drive On" Equivalent Of "Sh*t Happens" |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |
| RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| MARINE | Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential |
| NJB | No Job Bitch. This Term Is Used For Those Who Hold No Collateral Duty Or Position, Even Although Their Rank Suggests That They Should. |