| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |
| WOPA | Warrant Officer Protection Agency. An Informal Tongue-in-cheek Reference To The Fraternal Tendencies Of The Warrant Officer Corps. |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |
| PCP | Pork Chop Platoon (Physical Conditioning Platoon) |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| FNG | F*cking New Guy. Soldier Coming To A Unit Straight From AIT. Sometimes Pronounced Fin-gee. |
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